gosssamerskin:

men could literally listen to themselves talk for three hours while you sit n stare at a wall and be like,

“wow, you really are amazing. you’re so sexy and interesting. i feel like i really know who you are now.”

thedicepaladin:

My players when they realize their backstory is being brought up in the campaign plot:

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

the-trashprincess:

having a physical form on this planet